Timeline of Things that Kick Ass

at 18 – This drum kit Kicks Ass
at 23 – My band kicks ass
at 24 – That JB & Dr. Pepper Kicks Ass
at 26 – Y2k Kicked my Ass
at 26 – My new job Kicks Ass
at 27 – My moron boss is Kicking my Ass
at 27 – My wife Kicks Ass
at 28 – My new job Kicks Ass
at 29 – My insurance Kicks Ass
Future:
My Lawnmower Kicks Ass
My Lawn Kicks Ass
My Kids Kick Ass
Paying for College Kicks my Ass
Social Security Kicks Ass
President Timberlake kicks my Ass
That burial plot Kicks Ass
Prunes Kick Ass
** Please feel free to add your own **

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4 Responses to “Timeline of Things that Kick Ass”

  1. thats very funny, and very insightful. did you come up with that yourself?

  2. Yep It’s original, I had it under “draft” mode for a while. It came from a conversation with my wife about how kick ass our insurance was….and just how old I felt at uttering that sentence. What we think is kick ass at age 20, might be insignificant at age 30.
    Originally I had it going back to age 12, but it was a little more pointless than it is already. Thanks!

  3. This year: Concerts and road trips kick ass.
    Next year: Changing diapers will kick my ass.

  4. I may need to come up with my own kick ass list to give myself a much needed kick in the ass.